>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
nother everyday beekeeper looking to spice up her life with some new bees. Honey bees, bumble bees, heck! Even wasps! If it’s black and yellow, I love it! Sometimes I still wonder if bees are truly my calling though. Maybe I’m more of an ant person and I’ll never be happy with what I am. These are the everyday struggles I face as an avid beekeeper.
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie
quietly irons a SHIELD patch onto my jacket while watching captain america
if you’re a fan of the joker blogs and you’re not following dead steve on twitter you’re twittering wrong.