roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

songs-are-like-tattoos:

Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, pre-Fleetwood Mac

songs-are-like-tattoos:

Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, pre-Fleetwood Mac

ancientproverb:

officialmyspace:

just a

nother everyday beekeeper looking to spice up her life with some new bees. Honey bees, bumble bees, heck! Even wasps! If it’s black and yellow, I love it! Sometimes I still wonder if bees are truly my calling though. Maybe I’m more of an ant person and I’ll never be happy with what I am. These are the everyday struggles I face as an avid beekeeper.

sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

khaleesi:

quietly irons a SHIELD patch onto my jacket while watching captain america

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

johffrey:

if you’re a fan of the joker blogs and you’re not following dead steve on twitter you’re twittering wrong.